All Lynch Messages

All Players (42 messages)

• <player> was attached to a rock and thrown into the nearest river
• <player> was tied to a stake and burnt by the village.
• <player> was stood up against a wall and shot by several villagers with muskets
• <player> was lead to the gallows and hanged
• <player> was chopped to pieces left for the rats
• <player> had each arm tied to a horse which were then made to gallop in different directions
• <player> was burned alive for their crimes against the village
• <player> had molten silver poured onto their head
• <player> was stoned to death by the village
• <player> was sacrificed to God so he'd stop killing villagers
• <player> had their legs and arms tied together and was thrown into a lake, they sank.
• <player> was thrown to a pack of starving dogs to see if they could manipulate the canines with supernatural powers, they could not.
• <player> was given a rusty sword and forced to duel a Scotsman with a French accent and a Spaniard with a Scottish accent
• <player> was beheaded with a rusty axe
• <player> had their head submerged under holy water for several hours
• <player> was thrown off a cliff to see if they could fly, they could not.
• <player> was boiled alive in a large cauldron
• <player> had rocks slowly piled onto them
• <player> was tarred and feathered
• <player> was shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
• <player> was tied up and suspended head first in a barrel of water
• <player> was made to drink hemlock to prove they had resistance to it, their body slowly succumbed to numbness.
• <player> was found guilty of crimes against the village and stabbed to death with pitchforks
• <player> was tied to a sled pulled by a large pack of lemmings
• <player> was voted the village idiot and sent off to run in the US Presidential election
• <player> was killed in a trial by ducking
• <player> was folded into a suitcase with a hundred rabid hedgehogs
• <player> was tied to a stake and burnt by the village
• <player> had a house dropped on them
• <player> was sat on a large balance scale and found to weigh the same as a mallard
• <player> was given the task of passing a pretty red candle to a speedy and cunning road runner
• <player> was used as target practice for the village cannon
• <player> was executed by guillotine
• <player> was squeezed into an oven and baked at gas mark eight for several hours
• <player> said 'yes' when a stranger knocked on their door and asked if their name was 'Sarah Connor'
• <player> was up all night 'til the sun, up all night to have fun, up all night to get Lucky. Lucky turned out to be a very large and hungry bear. Lucky ate them.
• <player> was nailed to a crucifix
• <player> died with a smile on their face
• <player> was crushed by the forth wall collapsing on them when the Mod ran out of execution text ideas
• <player> was crushed by the fourth wall collapsing on them when the Mod ran out of execution text ideas
• <player> conceded
• <player> fast forwarded

Apiana (1 messages)

• Apiana a �t� ex�cut� par guillotine

Jokerz2 (2 messages)

• Jokerz2 is fewmin'
• Jokerz2 definitely deserved that

Kirschstein (3 messages)

• Kirschstein would like his damn essence back
• Kirschstein did not deserve this
• Kirschstein hates you all

laser (2 messages)

• laser would like to thank you all for coming to their Barcamp talk
• laser thought the LibDems really had a chance this time

Mark_T (2 messages)

• Mark_T was forced to explain the Insomnia pub quiz questions in a job interview
• Mark_T raided too early

Niji (1 messages)

• Niji was ambushed by a cake

Sash (1 messages)

• Sash was forced to drink canal water

SavvySteve (3 messages)

• SavvySteve was condemned to forever have Jack on his team
• SavvySteve was offered freedom if he could whisper
• SavvySteve defended a 540mile round trip for an eye test at Barnard Castle

ShaneMcC (4 messages)

• ShaneMcC was forced to eat vegetables
• ShaneMcC laces up his running shoes and attempts a daring escape at full speed through the (closed) patio door
• ShaneMcC was caught out during a Pepsi Protocol exchange
• ShaneMcC grabbed the nearest weapon and attempted a daring escape. Backing away, he aimed his crossbow at the village mob and... ah, never mind.

venko (1 messages)

• venko decided their time was up

XII (1 messages)

• XII was exiled to London